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About Me

Disclaimer: I am not the black cat.
Having been raised on VHS tapes and anecdotes featuring a Volksie bus painted and named after a vegetable, it should not be surprising that my interests, pop culture references, and style may seem “highly educated, for a Zoomer brat”.
Other interests I have mostly revolve around creations before 2010, so if it’s a famous boat that sunk, a celebrity who has died from either overdose, heart attack or shootout, or even a plane made entirely out of wood, then chances are I might know about it (unless it’s something obscure, like the relatively recently learnt about Caspian Sea Monster).
I’m also well educated in most forms of media. So expect complicated conundrums such as the question to 42, trying to figure out what’s been fed to a smelly cat, and trying to find Waldo.